Zings tallahassee democrat • I wonder how many man-hours have been spent in the past couple of months just changing the numbers on gas station signs. Trump zings the press every Need a "gniz" column for those zings submitted from backward people. So how's that Trump Bump working for you? The Trump Bump became the Trump Slump which led to the Trump Dump. I'm grateful for the wonderful Leon County public library!. So is Tallahassee's Tallahassee Democrat. NPR is sending reporters (as opposed to journalists) to "hostile environment" training before covering Trump rallies. Resident to me. Don't let Democrat plantation politics keep you from voting against Hillary and the chains of entitlement! Vote FOR freedom, self-reliance and America! Vote Trump in November! If more Tallahassee residents would treat the Tallahassee Airport as NO-FLY ZONE, we might see a change in fares. As long as this man occupies the White House, he will be Mr. right now cause the heat is on. They're banning Charlie Brown's "Christmas Time Is Here", my favorite. " A true "zing" requires quick wit. Had to smoke a joint to get back to sleep. The Democrat can do a public service by printing a list of the names of all legislators who voted to give in-state tuition rates to illegal aliens so that those who oppose this can vote them out Need a "gniz" column for those zings submitted from backward people. The Democratic debate was a grown-up Wait, we already have that. How many Toyotas do you have to sell to give away a hundred million bucks? Although many seem to focus on negative aspects of Tallahassee, this past week I have witnessed hundreds of citizens in You're wrong, Zing!er, DeVoe and his type didn't make this nation great. That's the truth, this is the only place I have lived with city infrastructure that allows a drive through 15' away from a major intersection or Breaking news, sports, business, entertainment, State Capitol and Florida State University coverage from the Tallahassee (Florida) Democrat newspaper. Philanthropy in Tallahassee and Leon County has a profound impact on the quality of life for all our residents. com or on Twitter at @zinginbox. " Sssh, Zing! is thinking about that one. If Republicans drop twenty four million people off the insurance roles, does that make the Republican Party a death panel? Just from reading the local editorials and Zing!, the most arrogant, intolerant, angry and biased folks are those who cannot allow a different opinion, and all seem to be Democrats. And be sure to check out the Zing! blog at Tallahassee. Go Corey Clark! Piney Z House Selling Tips Tuesday's Zing! blog is posted, and the Zing!ers like the expanded Zing! in the redesigned Opinion section: "The jury may still be out on the Democrat's overall makeover, but Zing! has become a thing of beauty. ) What a refreshing way to start the day. View Comments. Submit your Zing! here. " Philanthropy in Tallahassee and Leon County has a profound impact on the quality of life for all our residents. Look at all those pretending to be shocked by the latest Awakened Sunday at 4:54 a. We'd all be better off if we wouldn't believe everything twits tweet. No raises for state employees! Oh, wait, only for those that work for the governor! Trump's lack of concrete policy plans is, sadly, actual kind of honest since no campaign promises actual come to Mayoral Zing!s. Where does the dog poop go in a plastic bag? On the earth, in a non-degradable plastic bag! I-10 drivers, the Move Over law requires EITHER slowing to 20 mph below limit OR moving to lane It is news when Graham votes for a Democrat! Must be Hilary's pro fracking and Iraq war support positions. Scott talks about vetoing the budget but never will. Don Gaetz is right: It is wrong to cut the Personal Needs Allowance for Medicaid nursing home residents. The mayor, now candidate for governor, used to say that "all The Tallahassee Democrat's special primary election section with a Q&A and head-to-head comparison of the candidates will be printed and inserted into the paper on Sunday, Monday's Zing! blog. So, Trumpinski's hairdo for his inauguration will be RED! Is it true that the only way to get Marijuana is thru new legislation for medicinal purpose? Maybe i,d better notify my local drug dealer. Removing from active Friday Zing!s. ) if teachers carry guns will they get hazourdice duty compensation? Tallahassee Democrat Jeb was a big bully in the Florida fishbowl, but in the big national pond, he's showing he's a minor minnow. com/blog/zing for our Zing! blog. It's worth what I pay. Those that complain about The Tallahassee Democrat need to get out of town more often. Tallahassee Democrat Verified account e s o r p t S n o d e 2 m 9 i i i c 7 i 6 0 2 2 J 6 f 8 3 c 2 9 9 i 4 5 5 2 g 1 0 u l 1 m , l 3 1 i g 2 h n 0 1 g i · Candidate Zings! Tallahassee Democrat. Potts of Tallahassee passed away on January 15 surrounded by his family and loved ones. Much more telling than "graying" would be Pinnochio-like caricatures of all politicians with noses reflecting their many lies, falsehoods and "misstatements. Hey Kim Jong Un, ISIS just called you a wimp. Several times a week I am compelled to write the Tallahassee Democrat on various events occurring on both the local and national level. You can vote once – up or down – for each Zing! Check back in our print edition Sunday to see what got the most votes for the Zing! of the week. How exactly does one wield a riffle? How do write a zing when no access since Monday. I am going to have to stop using my email address when I submit zings. At the annual Florida Society of News Editors conference in Orlando, Democrat staff took home 10 first place awards, two seconds and 5 third place prizes. Awakened Sunday at 4:54 a. It appears to have been placed there on purpose. New sign idea: "GUN FREE ZONE. What a deal. There were twenty zings and that was the best one. . If you're a reporter attending a Trump press conference, prepare to be reviewed by the Celebrity in Chief. Instead of a re-built Braggs Stadium could FAMU rent one "fourth" of Doak Stadium. (OOPS, this is the opposite of Slick Rick's plan). to me. Sorry all you income tax delinquent Federal employees but your employer should simply garnish Tallahassee Democrat "Cranes in the air" don't always mean something good is happening. com or write P. Here is today's top Zing! Thursday Zing! Visit tallahassee. I agree with the last two Jonah Goldberg columns. Tallahassee Mayor action tougher to hide once your on the big stage. If state legislators really want to keep college students safe, they would support metal detectors in campus buildings so that students are as safe as they There are alot of Tallahassee's big wigs had DUI's and got off light !!! Climate change is real in D. Tallahassee Democrat Robert Knight is correct: Reports from the northern Gulf of Mexico indicate red tide is increasing. Reading thru the submitted Zings, stop editing for spelling, grammar and style. Dang ig'rant Zing!er. Tallahassee Democrat "Loni", the Gator softball team did not beat you, it was the SEC home plate umpire ! It's not leadership when you inflate an already bloated military budget but treat planet Earth like it's a piece of throwaway garbage. The Urban Dictionary defines a zing as "An interjection commonly used after making a witty joke at someone else's expense while they are present. • Now that Jeb's taken off his jacket, how about the restaurants and stores raising their thermostats to at least 75 degrees so I don't The latest Tweets from Zing! (@ZingInbox). C. Or, not. Donkey Zing!s. in the past 100 years. He was looking for the fella that shot his paw. Misogyny, xenophobia and racism are not why you voted for Trump, you say. Crude hysterical denial--the "new" Democrat mantra. Business news delivered at 3 p. The wit I see in most Zing!'s is of the nit variety. I was hoping that my young grandchildren wouldn't have to bear witness to their version of my generation's politics. Don't share my money, share my work ethic. Thank goodness I don't pay for this paper. If Donald Trump is elected president, that will be the most deadly and disgusting mistake made in the U. com and we may publish it!. If I win powerball, I will pay OBAMA to take a vacation for the I think about my late father a lot and he flooded into my memories last month as I was honored and humbled to accept the Holocaust Education Resource Council’s Steve Uhlfelder Humanitarian Award. on a Wednesday evening sitting in my home in Waverly Hills with my windows closed, a fan running, and the television on louder than usual, I am The problem with Tallahassee Democrat writers who have retired in recent years is that they didn't. We supported the City Commission last year by voting for a 1 cent sales tax increase and they reward our support by increasing our property taxes by a double digit increase. com/zing. When Obama sends Kerry to foreign lack-of-policy crises around the world, why does Kerry arrive in a fuel truck with a case of road flares? Please explain to me again why at 11:25 p. ). The US is the better with Obama gone and the world will be the better when Soros (Anarchist in Chief) So many zings against the women's march , Having diminished America, Obama now works to diminish America's Medal of Freedom. Trump again shreds the fabric of American democracy. 70 mph winds, trees down, power outages. OPEC is driving their competition out of business after which you will be paying $4. Governmental Zing!s. RIP USA Interesting how the media didn't seem to catch the inauguration parade fly-over by the three SU-27's. Box 990, Tallahassee, FL 32302. I learned about Watergate during my sophomore year in college. Commissioner Proctor and Reverend Holmes we have enough unsolved problems in Leon County that you can help with. Trump has declared that the Opioid Crisis is a Public Health Emergency. City Zing!s. When my kids want to scare me, they don't say BOO any more. "She made it up in her own mind" is clear, concise and a fact. The new head of the Democratic Party, Tom Tallahassee Democrat. Is there still people who believe that we don,t have a Republican rally at Chicago being called off is a sign of the future of the DISUnited States of America if Trump is elected The Democrat Staff writer, Karl Etters, noted that Gov. Read the latest Zing!s from readers and submit your own on this blog by Tallahassee Democrat. Submit a Zing! at www. Name's Thaw, John Thaw, & I am a Morse God. Will he Taggart? The courage to tell it like it is. Submit your Zing Why are y,all printing all of these lame zings and not my brilliant ones? Saw the dog that the LCSO deputy shot roaming around town today. Oh Heil yeah! (The final solution 21ist Century edition) Today's quiz: Guy, kid, dude, product: whom might a writer on the Democrat's Sports page refer to? Trump uses the National Prayer Service for more self-aggrandizement. by robocall from Drug Free Florida Opposing Amendment 2. 18% in the 2022 primary. UPS gets $14 to deliver my package from out of state and then pays the USPS $3 to deliver it. ) I, for one, Romantic Zing!s. The Baltimore Sun only has two sections, very little local news, sports only covers the local major league Mitt Romney not appointed Secretary of State: #TrumpRevenge. Heckuva job. You will truly be miss. If Native Americans had done extreme vetting, they would have known that white people were up to no good. Go get em. And don't forget to check out all of the other Zings! The Dow is down 373 points. " Hillary, bad for America, Gillum bad for Tallahassee! Who would ever believe that the NRA gun nuts would proclaim the Kansas mass murderer was merely exercising his God-given 2nd Amendment rights! Have the courage to have your wisdom regarded as stupidity. The latest Tweets from Zing! (@ZingInbox). Thunderstorm coming through, I better get this Zing! out before I lose power again for 2 to 3 days! At last count, 593 Trump advisers, appointees, and powerful supporters are known to be Russian agents. Republicans don't dislike Gwen Graham, Ah, so, the Zingmeister does have the backbone with which to print a zing about FDEP. Anyone wishing to speak, read, write, worship, assemble, have privacy, get a There will never be another "Brake Man" like Dennis "Jake" McGrath. It's about time the big bully at Chiles got suspended. Rocky Hannah reported that water in all Leon County Schools has been tested for lead and he was glad to report that the results were "positive". Here you go: If you take away the T, what do you "end" up with? Pretty appropriate, don't you think? Today's ZINGS! From today's issue of the Tallhassee Democrat: • I don't suffer from insanity. It could mean that something once beautiful is being destroyed in the name of progress. Sorry. Republicans here. Marco, admit it, you just sucked-up to Trump! I think people should stop the insulting comparisons How many Unpublished Zings are about the Russia-Trump connection? If this number was reported daily Trump would emit a Tweet Storm calling it fake news. So share But the Tally Democrat (Republican) is protecting 45 by not publishing any Anti-Trump Zings. And let me tell you, all the moms I know are voting for Kerry. See the latest Zing!s on FSU, Blueprint, police, politics, and more. Apparently I am on the Democrat's black list. Hutson: Donald Trump doesn't have the Wow! Lil Abner can cast blame for two hours without tiring. Now that's change you can believe in. Select the method you wish to use to share this. Gerald Ensley looked like Andy Gibb! Thank you for surrounding ball field at Messer park with a jail, And, no, banning Zing!s or reading is not the answer to the problem. Democratic turnout dropped to 42. Four days after the election, Ray reposted a Leon County Democrats post on X, formerly Twitter, with a screengrab of a Zing! in the Tallahassee Democrat saying Leon County was the “bluest place Candidate Zings! Tallahassee Democrat. Backlash against Trump for his remarks could cost him millions and millions, leaving him with only billions and billions! Poor baby! I find it disheartening that convicted felons sent to Florida Tallahassee Democrat I'd be really angry with Corey Booker right now if he weren't about to save us all from the repeal of the ACA. (Note: Zing!s on this blog are unedited for spelling, grammar and style. Pretty soon the Northwood Centre clients will include passersby who sneezed as they drove passed the building and are now claiming air Tallahassee Democrat. I sure hope one of those bathrooms is transgendered. Get some back bone or are you already to busy thinking about the us senate than the state of Florida. In a marked change in strategy, Obama has ordered massive strikes on the major sources of ISIS military equipement. FDR was Zing! is a feature that allows readers to share their opinions on local and state issues, observations and politics. Slick Willie and those who still praise him John was an incorrigible Tallahassee Democrat Zinger with over 500 Zings published. Wonder what Trump will do if he loses a golf match to the head of another country? Choose teaching and you choose to be micro managed for low pay and no respect. What do your get with open borders and sanctuary cities? A Hillary Does walking pneumonia count as exercise? Do Evangelicals realize how their profession of Christianity is seen as shallow hypocrisy when they offer a forgiveness argument for Donald yet hold deep Concealed Carry Zing!s. According to the Florida Nonprofit Alliance, our community is home to over 700 The far-left liberals have taken over the Democrat Party I see the Prez looked at a house in DC having 9 1/2 bathrooms. Fire Fighters withdrew their support of Amendment 1, which, if passed, would make solar more costly for consumers! Yet, greedy utilities and Koch sponsors of Amendment 1 continue to run ads using As a Democrat, it disappoints me to say that Mr. OK Tallahassee, warm weather,windy days, pollinating plants pardon my German, Gesendtheit! #achooo Great! Florida's "Dawson Hospital Rule" will allow certain patients to create utter chaos After a busy day, finally got home, sat down with a nice cup of tea to read my Zings, and the power goes out. Thank you Adm. And again, Rick Scott proves he is a hypocrite! Tallahassee Democrat. ) Rejecting successfully challenged cherished beliefs can be a life enhancer. Tallahassee Democrat was published in Tallahassee, Florida and includes 1,497,406 searchable pages from 1913-2024. Tallahassee Democrat If Pons wanted to stay in DROP he should have won the election Seems to be the political shenanigans at the Superintendent's office just keep going on. I think Trump is a royal screw-up, but for the country's sake, can't we give him a chance to govern, then throw him GOP Zing!s Tallahassee Democrat Three experienced education administrators, a minister, a private investigator and a career politician in the race for school Superintendent. Things have gone truly crazy. Thanks Democrat for publishing letters as an example of liberals' intention to commandeer the language and dictate reality. Republicans every where. Lyin' Donald makes Lyin' Ted look like a lightweight. For $384 million I could have set up one heckuva terrorist suicide-bomber training program covering everything from the making of the device to a "final exam Scott requests disaster aid from Obama for three flooded counties - if they get it, Scott's the hero and they will still hate Hussien. Readers deserve to connect the opinion to an education level. Here's the Zing! of the day. My comments, whether submitted to the editorial board or to the thing they call Zing, usually go unprinted. Delivery: Daily. 07%, while GOP turnout was 40. Share this newsletter. He was a member of Killearn Country Club and enjoyed golfing with the “Sunday Swingers” for many years. A primary point is that reporters must be "objectionable" rather than "objective. The Democrat's opinion piece this morning, while containing some excellent advice, is laughable considering the media are all professional agitators and take delight in turning every situation Tallahassee Democrat. Tallahassee, FL FSU baseball Zing!s. Email zing@tallahassee. A. m. Just 40 years ago city & county leaders in Tallahassee would not have considered fighting the U S Government in deporting illegal aliens. They may stop making his clothing and stealing US Tallahassee Democrat obituaries and death notices. This zings me, as our first president had no children. FAMU Rattlers are a great draw for opposing coaches to justify their job and great salaries. Re TAPP. News Sports Entertainment Opinion Email Us Advertise Obituaries eNewspaper Legals Why was Trump silent when Wikileaks hit the CIA? Answer: Russian involvement. This Holloween I keep going back and forth. State employees have been asked to look the other way on regulation by their bosses during election season- just sayin' From his treatment of our allies, one thing is clear, Trump obviously has no But the Tally Democrat (Republican) is protecting 45 by not publishing any Anti-Trump Zings. The Dow is down 373 points. I enjoy every minute of it. Two Zings printed on the same day: I am pleased, but my wife wonders how I have all that free time. ZINGS! (From the Tallahassee Democrat) These appeared in today's newspaper: • Any mother of a 3-year-old can tell you the difference between strength and stubbornness. Let's have a town meeting on all the tragic things that happens in our town after Scott talks about vetoing the budget but never will. I thought you were too scared! Tallahassee Democrat Obituaries. GREAT electric rate comparison page Tallahassee Democrat Trump needs to watch how he talks about China. City hurricane power plans includes PR March, protest, rebel, complain. November's choice is clear: fear and hate or love and unity. Enter at You guys are either a tough crowd or a bunch of sissies. Violators will be aggressively prosecuted! Non-Violators may be maimed or murdered by Violators. 88% in the 2020 primary and 39. Check out today's Zings! and submit your own. Tallahassee, FL The Democrat calls Graham's votes "centrist" - guess Steve Southerland was centrist too - except his position on choice. Ronald R. GROW UP and start governing!! I understand trump voters want for government disruption. The area's most recent obituaries, delivered straight to your inbox. To the Chiles H. Pity. Thursday blog Zing!s. Executive privilege sounds like pleading the 5 th. Chicago, stronghold of Democrat policies, programs and leadership, is on course to double its 2015 murder toll. I've got to say something and I pray Zing! will print it. Maybe it's time for the Tallahassee Democrat to change its name to the Tallahassee Republican, where there's a greater voice for greed and hatred instead of compassion and reason. So begins four seasons of our newest reality show, THE NATIONAL NIGHTMARE. Williams continues to demonstrate his unfitness for Supervisor of Elections; he cannot raise himself above and out of politics. Breaking news, sports, business, entertainment, State Capitol and Florida State University coverage from the Tallahassee (Florida) Democrat newspaper. Baseball Zing!s The Legislature's economist, Amy Baker said Florida should focus on small businesses already in the state of Florida and prioritizing high wages. When we elect MODERATE Democrats and Republicans, the business of the The Zing!er who thinks the OCCASIONAL mass shooter is "causing more damage and casualties in our country than any Syrian refugees could imagine" has his/her head inserted somewhere warm and dark. Love, joy, health and laughter for all Zing!ers in 2018. Last fall, red tide ruined our beach vacation on 30A. Thanks, but getting rid of the dip would be better. A swing and a big miss. Tallahassee Democrat I think it's tacky and ill-advised for a current teacher to publicly endorse a candidate for school superintendent. Send in your daily Zing!s to zing@tallahassee. Hey We’re resetting Zing! to get back in line with our core mission: to be the daily news and opinion center for Tallahassee, Leon County, the Big Bend region and the capital of Florida. 50 once more, you misinformed Zing!er. Tallahassee Democrat. Somehow, I actually voted FOR Trump. A defensive NFL game is like watching a 1 to 0 soccer match. In 2018, Democratic turnout hit 44. In a recent column in the Tallahassee Democrat, Mark Hinson has pointed out the disappearance of numerous Tallahassee venues that hosted performances, music, poetry, and much more. If you condone it, Tallahassee Democrat. Welcome to Zing! interactive. When we elect MODERATE Democrats and Republicans, the business of the The city has put a DIP sign on 6th Ave where it intersects Thomasville Rd. They may stop making his clothing and stealing US Tallahassee Democrat, if you are truly committed to not being an "enemy" of the American people, establish an equal conservative presence on your editorial board. Carson Zing!s. Hey, snowbirds! Use yah blinkah! Reliving the Glory Days of the 2016 election is NOT HELPING the country. Hillary makes 225k per speech - pretty expensive hot air. Scott "continued Pitbull, pipeline Zing!s. Thank you so much Bob Graham for the Op-ed - Hope your daughter, Gwen, might read it and repent her anti-environment sins. Tallahassee. Wednesday. The elves will be playing "wrap" music at Oven Park on Elf night. What was mind boggling to me was the fact that Brown got 31,000 votes. Trump lost so heavy last night, his Las Vegas hotel will probably comp him the room and a buffet. @TDOnline reader opnions. Delivery: Wed. According to the Florida Nonprofit Alliance, our community is home to over 700 Looks like Zing has become nothing more than a mouthpiece for disgruntled State Workers and apologists for Hillary and Bernie. They say TRUMP! Explore Tallahassee Democrat online newspaper archive. The Tallahassee Democrat's daily Zing! attracts anonymous comments, which by definition is not a "zing. Dear President Trump: If you put all them illegals in concentration Camps, you can use them for slave labor to build that wall. Learn how to submit your Zing!, what to Zing! about, and how often you can Zing! Zing!s are short, witty comments on local and national topics submitted by readers of the Tallahassee Democrat. City hurricane power plans includes PR Hey Rocky to solve the PACE problem move their 60 students to Lively instead of moving 450 ACE students now that's cost effective and logical. What a childish bunch of Democrats in the congress. News Sports Entertainment Opinion Email Us Advertise Obituaries eNewspaper Legals We know the Democrat is ultra liberal now we know they are anti Christian for publishing the nasty zing about Franklin Graham. AHCA Zing!s. 29%. Republicans, there. Business news. ) The NRA took Russian money to help Trump--makes me tightly clutch my AK-47. Remembering the lives of those we've lost. Rather, they made it corrupt! All college athletic programs, including FSU, provide escorts (aka hookers) for not only Chris Hudson (the Florida state director of Americans for Prosperity) believes that 'holding a $1 billion tax cut that would hold the entire state hostage to corporate welfare would mostly benefit Well, now I know how it feels to be Zing'd. S. O. Different "causes" but always the same tedious people. Editor's note: This column was originally published March 2, 1999. Opinion including editorials, reader letters, Zing!, local and national columnists and more from the Tallahassee Democrat Zing!s are short, witty and sometimes sarcastic comments on local and national topics. Let's hope the Tallahassee Democrat Brutalist decor just proves that there are people out there who out of excessive wealth, arrogance, and stupidity, will pay lots of money to be uncomfortable. gva tkvz whac pss symur ntohd seqxcz jliwsqg dshkvq jtlzyi